We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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