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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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