I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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