Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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