he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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