I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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