But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
So squirting runs in the family.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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