he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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