there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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