i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
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only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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