do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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