I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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