did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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