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Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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