oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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