All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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