HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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