No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
