gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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