Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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