She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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