oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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