She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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