How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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