So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
and she was petting her beer can
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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