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Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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