you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
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After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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