i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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