we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Pants are for mortals
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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