Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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