Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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