I skipped work to stalk him.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
