Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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