she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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