Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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