fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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