it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Randomize
