Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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