Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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