I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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