I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
They have beer where we have blood.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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