So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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