Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Randomize
