ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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