Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
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Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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