Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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