I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
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Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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