i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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