I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
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It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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