she was so not down for the gang bang
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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