new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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