Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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