Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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