you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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