The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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