I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
and i looked up. we had an audience...
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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